i just need to get my shit together me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

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swolizard:

napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

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surprisebitch:

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isilence:

other teenagers: i lost my virginity at a party

me: i lost a follower when i was sleeping

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