turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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untexting:

i just want someone to miss me

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suprchnk:

find a booty you can worship daily and settle down.

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sollux:

that one shirt that makes your boobs look fucking great

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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