teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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What is the most evil thing you've ever done?
  • Mark Sheppard: I like lying to my kids.
  • Mark Pellegrino: I taught my daughter the wrong words for things.
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hot people are fun to look at

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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

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illegalsoma:

DONT TRUST GUYS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE AND YOU WILL DIE

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cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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